Nellie

…a lot of people say writing a book is hard… try writing about Nellie. The dedication goes to every girl trying to look as good as her. Chapters 1-69 cover every way she’s finer than a 24 carat diamond. 90-100 are all about the phenomenon known as the “hot-DAMN she fine” effect. 101 is the one we all know, she could sit around and do nothing all day, but like Mona Lisa she’s a straight masterpiece. The book would end with a happy ending, if you kept her well fed, and home in time.

Me: “you ever seen that girl Nellie”
Some blind guy: “nope, but damn she’s fine”

13👍 2👎

Nellie

…a lot of people say writing a book is hard… try writing about Nellie. The dedication goes to every girl trying to look as good as her. Chapters 1-69 cover every way she’s finer than a 24 carat diamond. 90-100 are all about the phenomenon known as the “hot-DAMN she fine” effect. 101 is the one we all know, she could sit around and do nothing all day, but like Mona Lisa she’s a straight masterpiece. The book would end with a happy ending, if you kept her well fed, and home in time.

Me: “you ever seen that girl Nellie”
Some blind guy: “nope, but damn she’s fine”

9👍 3👎