Yurkey

intentional misspelling for humorous effect
n.
1. Turkey (food item)
2. Turkey (country), also Yurkiye
pl.: Yurkeys (food item)

v. (less common)
to lurk

- to yurk, I am yurking, they yurked

Steve: "That was some good yurkey. Thanks Ann."

Margaret: "Where did you come from?"
Harry: "I've been yurking."

Gonk

v.
1. to sleep/to attempt to sleep
2. to log off (of the computer) for the night

Can be used as an exclamation with "good" placed before it.

Ella: "I'm gonna gonk."
John: "Good gonk!"

Flux glut Kay

To be glitchy and have a mind spasm

"Flux glut Kay."