To kneel in front of a toilet, quickly think about the person you are in love with, and throw up. It will get rid of the one-sided love problem.
Sam S.: How'd you get rid of that one-sided love you had for Nicole?
Floyd: I felt like throwing up after dinner. I thought of her for the five seconds I had, and I threw up the love. It worked. Throwin' up love!
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