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Prosperity preachers preach in mega-churches. Their motives range from being highly suspect to downright unscrupulous.
Him: Can you believe Joel Osteen didn't open his church during that hurricane in Texas?
Me: What do you expect from a prosperity preacher
The Uncanny Valley is a feeling of mixed emotions, like disgust and familiarity at the same time. Like feeling love and hate at the same time, with little in between. People with certain personalities can evoke uncanny valley feelings, people with narcissism, or certain mental health conditions that have a duality to them, can evoke feelings of sympathy and contempt at the same time. It can be expressed mathematically as a reverse bell curve.
The Uncanny Valley of Narcissism is that the person is simulatenously charming and cruel, affectionate and withholding, super fun, yet boring, opinionated, yet stands for nothing. Because you never know if you're getting jekyll or hyde, the target feels an uncanny valley of emotions.
The arm muscles that you get from giving killer blowjobs are called nine inch curls.
Her: Your arms are killer! What is your exercise routine?
Me: Nine inch curls a couple times a week! (wink, wink)
The woke term for zombie, as zombies has been a victim of cancel culture because it was British ....you get now.. ok so use it. Piss off boomers. It's a good zoom laugh.
So the boomers at the office
are mobile deceased..
What?
They're zombies get it - mobile deceased.
That can't be one of yours that's too good.
I know, I saw Shaun of the Dead
You do come up with a lot of good ones
My favorite is..
The authors of found here submit new slang and phrases that are funny, salacious, and very rarely cerebral to add to the Urban Dictionary; the authors are a new generation of wordworkers that create a imaginative retelling of words for a dictionary that is coarsely rambunctious to say the least.
Me: I'm not sure that my current friends with benefits, is actually friends with benefits.
Him: why do you say that?
Me: Well there is no friends part, it's just really hot sex. He is really good at anal.
Him: Oh you guys are just sportfucking.
Me: (Laughing) OMG where did you get that from?
Him: From the wordworkers on Urban Dictionary.
Me: that slang is really funny and indecent!
Him: I think that the point.
A precautionary pee is when you go to the bathroom to avoid a possible stop that is less convenient later down the road.
Him: Hey - we're about to pass a rest stop. Do you have to go to the bathroom?
Me: I don't think so - stop anyways, I'll take a precautionary pee.
When a woman wears extra long fake eyelashes, they look like a venus fly trap on her face.
Have you seen Brianna? I don't even know how she can see the road when she drives. Her eyelashes are like a Venus Fly Trap!