Forsooth

(Adverb)

For real. Really. Truly.

(Paired with different punctuations to express a wide range of expressions ranging from strong affirmation to ironic disbelief. See fer real, and indeed)

Origin:
“For”, Old English word for For + “Sooth”, Old English word of Germanic origin meaning, “true, genuine, or real.”

Example 1:
Lo! Forsooth, get thine arse hither ere ye festivities wither down, brother!

Translation: Yo! Fer Real, get yo ass over here before da party ends, bruh!

Example 2:
Lo! Forsooth! Thy mother be so fat, orcs be callin’ her pork, knave!

Translation:
Yo! Fer Real! Yo mama so fat, orcs call her pork, G!

Example 3:
Wing Commander: Alas, blindest she mine eyes with her radiant beauty; ne’er have I seen her equal.

Wingman: Forsooth, brother! Forsooth!

Translation:
Wing Commander: Daaaamn, dat girl be so hot imma go blind! She ain’ like dem other girls.

Wingman: Fer real, bruh! Fer real!

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Evil

(Noun)

Qualities that are inherently and existentially incompatible with a society.

(Often combined with the word, “Smite” to form the satisfying catchphrase, “Smite Evil!”)

Example 1:
Lo! Evil is thou for a sea of innocent blood is spilt for thy greed! Now, prepare for thy retribution: ‘Tis time to SMITE EVIL!

Translation: Yo! We ain’ coexistin’ cause you killed a lot for greed. Git ready to be punished: Imma splat yo coexistin’ incompatible ass!

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Lo

(Exclamation)

Medieval version of “Yo!”

Example: Lo! And Behold, brother!

Translation: Yo! N’ Look, bruh!

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Smite

(Verb)

To hit something so GODDAMN HARD, it turns into a fuckin’ smear.

From Old English word, “smitan” meaning, “to smear, blemish.”

Example 1:
Paladin: Forsooth! I vow to smite the evil blackguard!

Translation:
Paladin: Fer real! Word~ Imma smack dat mothafucka so hard he’d be nuthin’ but stains!

Example 2:
Thor: Lo! I shalt smite thee with Mjolnir!

Translation:
Thor: Yo! Imma paste ya with da Crusher!

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