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When you smear your load on a girl's forehead while whispering, "Everything the light touches is your kingdom."
Do the dishes or you're getting another Simba.
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After taking a hit out of a bong, blocking a nostril with your finger, alternate nostrils three times, then blow the rest out of your mouth.
Holy shit, that guy just triple-deked
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