Triple Deke

A spectacular move where one successfully takes a piss, plops a shit, and either whacks off (or rubs one out) all in one sitting on the can.

Dave has been in the bathroom for 20 minutes. I bet that bastard is either pulling off a Triple Deke or cleaning up a Speckled Moon. Since you're a fag, put your ear up to the door and listen for the grand finale.

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Triple Deke

Formerly know as a hockey drill, the "Triple Deke" is when you have your penis in a woman's vagina and you insert both testicles into her ass!

Woah, did you hear that Phil gave Kandy the triple deke six times in one night!?!? What a legend!!!

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triple-deke

After taking a hit out of a bong, blocking a nostril with your finger, alternate nostrils three times, then blow the rest out of your mouth.

Holy shit, that guy just triple-deked

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Triple Deke

When a grown man finesses his way into a single mothers pants via her lonely son seeking a father figure.

When she pulls the goalie, go for the triple deke.