Baptist nap

The Sunday nap a Baptist takes in between morning and evening services

Dude, that sermon be slappin. Ima go home and take a Baptist nap to recharge.

krunning

A portmanteau of Dunning-Kruger, the opposite of ‘cunning.’ A dumb person who believes they are smarter than smart people.

Brian is such a krunning fellow.

Oh, the mark of the beast is in your vaccine? You are so krunning.