Pulling a fatjew

The act of sniping/stealing (aggregating) another person's content without said person's prior consent or deliberatly lacking adequate citation in an attempt to credit the content's creator.

Unless, of course, said thief is approached in masses to credit a content's op in light of being offered a contract to write a book, even though the thief has probably never read an entire book without the forced intervention of an education supervisor (teacher).

"My girlfriend is so funny. Look at all these hilarious memes she's texting me."

"Dude, she's totally pulling a fatjew on you... I saw that on tumblr 3 months ago. Your gf is lame af."

"Why are you on tumblr? You're 31?"

"That's not the issue in question here, Jack!... Focus, for cripes sake."

shame tube

A kid friendly slang term for the male genitalia. Roman Catholic in origin, however, it's precise etymology has yet to be discovered. Scholars, to this day, continue to argue over the first musings of the term.

Made popular by writer/comedian Dan Harmon in the opening monologue of the 152nd episode of the Harmontown podcast titled: "White Guilt Kerosene On The White Guilt Bonfire".

"If you push my shame button, the shame tube will empty."

"Father Peter let me dip my shame tube in the communion wine again last night"