Nintendo Switch

Nintendo's successor to the Wii-U. Do not be fooled, it does not make a "Switch" sound, but rather a snap. It would look really dumb if it was called the Nintendo Snap though, hence "Switch".

Jim: Bob, look at this trailer for the Nintendo Switch!
Bob: Dude, I'm so psyched!
Karl: But guys that's a snap sound...
Jim: SHUDDUP KARL NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION!

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esplosion

Ess-plo-shin

A dank meme explosion.

Sounds heard include:
- MLG horns
- Windows XP startup sounds
- Large amounts of 'Oh-ing'
Many 'Dank' things spawn from these 'esplosions', including but not limited to:
- Shrek Memes
- Spongebob Memes
- Arthur Memes
- Triggered Memes
- Memes from 'Da hood'
- Drug references
- Immense cursing
- Cringy 80's and 90's infomercials
Other 'Dank' items may be seen during this phenomena.

Disclaimer:
If you are easily butthurt, these 'esplosions' should be avoided at all costs. The creators have no obligation to stop making content because of butthurt people. Headphones should not be worn during these 'esplosions', if they are, there is a high risk of eardrum bleeding and permanent deafness.

Guy #1: What are you deaf or something?
Guy #2: Wha?
Guy #3: He was wearing headphones during an esplosion.
Guy #1: Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry, I had no idea.

Dang-it

A mispronunciation of the word 'Dangit'. PG version of 'Damb'. Originated from a 3D glasses wearing Milk bag and his friends.

Gosh Dang-it.

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Gronk

A word used to describe someone annoying and/or disgusting. Can be used instead of swearing.

*Throws food at you*

What the frick! Don't be such a gronk!