Wake up and smell the ashes

A rare version of wake up and smell the coffee, famously used by the Gman in the beggining of half life 2.

So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.

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stdclopedia

A person that, due to risky sexual behaviour, have more STDs than your local streetwalker

"... if the girl keeps insinsting on fucking without a condom you can assume she fucked a lot of guys who wouldn't use condoms in the first place. You'd basically fuck a stdclopedia" - random dude in 9gag