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(Yay-nk) v.(1)Masturbation period denoting short duration. (2) Receiving a handjob in public from a stranger. (3) Quickly removing ones penis from ones pants and beating like mad in order to ejaculate quickly in a public setting, restroom, subway train or mother in-laws closet. (4) To pull on the pubic hair of above the vagina in order to gain access to the clitoris. (5) An American hailing from one of the Northern States. (6) An American overseas. Usually identified by carrying an M16 or Credit card for the purpose of global domination. see also (Rub, Jack, Polish, Jerk, Beat). Syn. Yanking, Yanker, Yanked, tripple-between-the-legs-yanked
A Yank : A Yank
1) I was feeling horny but had to be at work in 10 minutes so I had a Yank before I had to go.
2) I asked the attendant for a fittingroom and she followed me in and yanked me.
3) I saw this hot picture of your sister and I couldnât help myself so I just dropped my pants and started yanking like mad.
4) I had one finger up her cornhole and so I had to give her a yank to get into position.
5) Iâm not white trash from Arkansas so I guess Iâm a yank. Now stop fucking your sister you damn hillbilly!
6) Them Yanks sure saved our asses again! Too bad Iâm an arrogant Frenchman with no sense of appreciation. Ooh, look a Panzer!
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(Jay) N. (1) A Joint. (2) Purest form of nudity (3)An Upturned penis. see also (Doobie, Stick, Roach, Cheeb, Lefty)
1) What's up? Nothing just smokin' a "J".
2) There I was standing in the police lineup naked as a "J".
3) I got all drunk and took that fat girl home from the bar. She jumped on top and broke my dick. Bitch left me a "J".
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.(Shake it like a British Nanny) Phrase. 1) The act of shaking a small infant in order to make it stop crying. 2) To be violently shaken in order to be brought back into consciousness. 3) Pill free alternative to viagra. 4) The act of shaking the living crap out of something in a violent manner in order to obtain inner clarity. (See also Epileptic-Buddhist).
.Shake it like a British Nanny
1) If the baby don't stop cryin' I'm a shake it like a British nanny.
2) The whore won't wake up! Shake it like a British nanny.
3) If it don't get hard just Shake it like a British Nanny.
4) Like the 7 paths to clarity I look deep into my being to find... .errr..ug.. uh..ug.err.errr.errrr. errr.eeeer. ..uhhh....eech..ech ..ech...uggg ...gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.
(Ash-Lee Simp-Son) Name. 1) Pop music icon created from the star power of older sister. Future looked promissing until Lip-sync event on TV. 2) To glob on to the success of a family member and ride them to your own 15 minutes of fame. 3) Identification for a child born into a family where they have very attractive sibblings but the themselves are uglier than shit ona shingle (See also Ugly Tree Whoopin).
1) Milli and Vanilli never did that bad....Nice Jig, dumbass. Way to play that one off Ashlee.
2) I'm a talentless hunk of shit so I work for my brothers company, I feel ashlee simpson about myself sometimes.
3) That baby was so ashlee simpson, I can't believe that it and the other children are even related. Did they adopt a retarded korean kid or something?
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Porcelain Slug N. 1) The resulting sluglike turd left behind when sitting on the toilet backwrds. 2) To leave a turd on the inside of the toilet bowl just above the water line.
Porcelain Slug
1) I was in a hurry and didn't have time to turn around and sit. So, I had to leave a Porcelain Slug.
2) After drinking 15 beers I snuck into my mother-in-law's bathroom and left her a Porcelain Slug.
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(Ho-Mo Chair-E-Ut) N. 1) A Jet-Ski or wave-runner 2) Any vehicle containing more than two high School swimmers. 3) The Honda Civic available in Blue, Red, Yellow, Black, ah shit just about every color really. 4) Any mall escalator located within 50 feet of The GAP.
1) How cute he's jumping my wake. That sure is a nice Homo Chariot.
2) Look the Swimming team is going to a meet. Look at that huge yellow Homo Chariot they're all riding in.
3) Nice Civic fag. Oops, I meant Homo Chariot.
4) I was stuck behind a couple butt pirates on the Homo Chariot at the mall saturday.
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(Koh-Bee Bry-ent) N. 1) Italian raised NBA star who skipped college for the NBA. 2) The inability to reach the top shelf without having the help of someone tall. 3) The act of paying a white girl to let you smack her with your penis for the sake of having a fake trial in order to earn yourself street cred. 4) The second release during defecation where a smaller turd lands on a much larger turd and seems to cling onto it until they both go down the drain. 5)The act of comparing a new rookie to Micheal Jordan without seeing him play a single game (see also Overated Fucks, L. James, C. Anthony, P. Hardaway and Media Whores). 6) A large gaudy peice of jewelry given in order to save your relationship. 7) A skinny African American that if hit by a car and killed today would have had zero lasting impact on the NBA. 8) The feeling a DA gets when his victim drops all charges.
1) Kobe Bryant went 5 for 32 yesterday. He's freakin' good!
2) I'd like some of those cookies up there but I'm afraid I'm all Kobe Bryant right now since my assistant went to florida.
3) Kobe Bryant couldn't get a good shoe deal so he ironically had a rape trial in colorado as a sad attempt to win the hearts of what is now the Drug dealer - Thug - Gangster - Scum of the earth - demographic of the NBA.
4) I had 6 bowls of rice crispys and the next day I took the biggest crap I've ever taken. Then this little poop fell out and landed on the big one almost Kobe Bryant style. It was funny watching it swirl around down the drain until I had to use some Tim Duncan to clean everything up and bring back a certain repectability to the bowl.
5) That guy is the next Micheal Jordan! No he isn't he's over rated and is nothing more than hype and the next Kobe Bryant.
6) Dude that rock is so big it looks fake. Yeah I've gotta go Kobe Bryant in order to get Tina back after fucking her fat cousin at her sisters wedding last week.
7) Did you here Kobe Bryant just got hit by a bus? So?
8) She won't press charges? Uhggg, I feel like I've got a bad case of the Kobe Bryant.
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