Headbangable

A heavy song with massive groove or driving rhythm that makes a metalhead move their head in time with the music. Then when no one is around, they crank the stereo up to 11 and headbang themselves sick. If one of these songs occurs at a live concert, anyone close to the metalhead will be hit by whipping hair.

Of Wolf and Man by Metallica is SO headbangable! I listened to it three times today and now I have a migraine. Good times!

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Small Doses

When you like someone or something to a point, but after a little while it starts to get on your nerves and continued exposure makes you feel like biting a steel rod in two.

Lady GaGa is a guilty pleasure of mine, but I can only take her in small doses.

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420 Moment

Slang term potheads use for getting high. Especially when they are really looking forward to it. It has become proper stoner etiquette to not just say they are about to take part in an illegal substance, but to use a term like this to try and make it sound nice and neat.

1. Rhonda wrote on her Twitter account: "After I finish this housework I'm going to have a 420 moment."

2. First Brain Cell: "Well, it looks like its down to just you and me."
Second Brain Cell: "Yeah, but if she has one more 420 moment... we're history!"

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BurgerWorld

The fast food place that Beavis and Butthead work at. It was taken from Weird Al's movie UHF.

Beavis: "Hey Butthead, shouldn't we be working at BurgerWorld today?"

Butthead: "No way dillhole. It's Tuesday, nobody works on Tuesday."

Beavis: "Oh yeah! Tuesdays rule."

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Splashdown

It happens in the middle of the night when you wake up with a massive dookie pain, rush to the bathroom and don't notice the toilet seat is up. A bare butt hitting cold water at 2am usually causes the person to yelp loud enough to wake everybody in the house.

Julie: "Eeeee-ahhhh!"
Kelly: "What happened in there?"
Julie: "You left the freakin' toilet seat up again! I had a splashdown!"
Kelly: "I bet you're awake now."

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