bagouser

a 5 foot tall stickman with a foot long penis who comes out of bushes to "bagouse" (buttfuck) you when you get out of your car to repair it along side ofthe road. he can teleport from bush to bush, has an offensive laugh, doesnt talk, and is tres segously. sometimes spelled bhagooser.

I was bagoused by the wachousay bagouser when i got out of my car to change a flat.

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Toaden

Adjective. Having qualities of or similar to that of a toad. These similarities may be physical, sonic, or just metaphorical. Similar to the words "wooden" and "leaden".

That car jumps every time you start it, I'd say it's a toaden car.

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segously

Perpetually mischievous and horny, able to maintain a full erection instantly and infinitley.

The Wachousay Bagouser was feeling tres segously after his daily breakfast of 5 double espressos, 10 helium balloons, and 6 viagra.

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wachousay

a word sometimes used to describe the Bagouser.

The wachousay bagouser is tres segously.

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Bo Hull

Verb. Describes the action of giving someone a concussion severe enough to cause temporal and spatial disorientation. The affected is then sent to walk home alone with a note attached to his/her shirt that states name and home address, in case the person requires the help of a stranger to make it home.

I was playing football with my friends last week. I got tackled without a helmet and wouldn't you know it, those bastards bo hulled me.

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