Pilot Excuses

Excuses a pilot makes to get his/her way.

"We have the fuel truck hooked up at the end of the runway with the passengers on board. I know you guys are busy, but can we get a fuel load and add a dog?"

"I'm getting really sick of your pilot excuses."

Lizton

A small town in Northern Hendricks County, Indiana that is surrounded by none other than corn and farmland. It is known for having a balanced combination between white trash fat asses, and wanna be ghetto punks. It is also notorious for drug trafficking that law enforcement is either unaware of, or careless about. If you like annoying wanna be hicks with stacks on their diesel trucks, or you absolutely love drugs, Lizton is for you.

"You know that apartment building in Lizton?'
"Yeah."
"Did you know it's filled with cannabis?"