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Guys get blue balls, girls get frowny cunt. The vagina may or may not form an actual frown having been denied the satisfaction of penetration.
After all that fooling around, I really wanted to fuck this dude but the asshole decided he was too much of a pussy to finish the job. Left me with a serious case of frowny cunt.
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Looking to impress chicks? Well everyone knows girls like shiny shit, so here's what you do. Pull down your pants and throw a handful of glitter on your junk. BAM! The ol' Razzle Dazzle!
I knew she'd be into a guy who stood out, so I gave her the ol' Razzle Dazzle.
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