October 13th

People born this day are emo kids and are very depressed in life.

You: Hey its October 13th!
Person: It's my birthday!
You: you are a sad sack of lard

Sebastian

aka the definition of a gay piece of shit

Oh hey its sebastian!
Yeah the gayest kid in school!

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November 29

A day to hit your short friend but also show some appreciation.

Friend: Hey
You: *slaps*
Friend: what was that for
You: It's November 29th
Friend: oh yeah right
You: here's a cookie
Friend: thanks