Hickster

Originating from the term, Hick, Hicksters are not rednecks but live in suburban areas with and are middle-class citizens. Hicksters are booksmart and but no intelligent, with no common sense whatsoever and lack greatly of social skills. While they may play sports for many years or try very hard in athletic situations, their lazy personalities will weigh them down and critically damage their athleticism and body type. This means they can vary from the body types of chubby to potbellied to skinny and are very weak in sports and anything else to do with strength. They can be very awkward in conversations and usually talk in not broken English, but with many constant pitch changes in their voice between sentences. The diet of a Hickster mainly consists of fatty foods, meats, soft drinks, many bagged chips, jello and various other junk foods. To boost their confidence they will make smartass jokes so they can hopefully cause a laugh or too from anyone, but will only have an outcome of cringe from their audiences. The only chance of friends or companions they may only have is with other Hicksters and people with lowered standards and similar attributes.

In summary, Hicksters are annoying, cringey, and pretty much no one favors to be around them or conversate with them.

And remember, don’t be a square, and you especially do not want to be a Hickster.

"Did you see what that Hickster did today?! He's such an idiot."

"Did you see Hickster sucking up to the teachers again?!"

"Hickster shut the fuck up."

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Aliseo

The kind of guy that will eat your cheese and run off with your bread.
The meistiest guy there is. Cock harder than Fort Knox, larger than the space rocks.

Will totally meist you up any time.

"That Aliseo guy just totally meisted my bread and cheese!"

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