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The glue-like aftermath of shower masturbation involving a man.
While I was taking my shower, I decided to have a wank, but this proved to be a mistake once the Cummus started to develop. It was sticking to all the hairs on my legs arms and everything else.
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The Asian persons way of saying blue jello.
Me: Boy I sure love jello, and blue is my favorite color.
Asian Kid: Werr if you rike brue and you rike jerro, why not try Brue Jerro?
Me: Haha I "wirr" thank you!
When you face backwards on the toilet when you use it. The actual proper way to use the toilet.
I went to the bathroom while I was eating breakfast, I performed a John Harrington in order to eat at the same time as my BM
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The act of going out on a boat with your bros and smoking marijuana.
Me: Hey Chris! Nelson and I went on a Brocean Trip this weekend and got so blazed that we couldn't park the boat afterwards!
Chris: Yeah I can relate, I gave my girlfriend a pink sock this weekend.
Me: Dude, that is totally irrelevant.
Me: I boned a ginny womp this weekend.
Other guy: gross.
The act of slapping your dick on your stomach before/after masturbating. To grab it at the base and swing it towards your stomach to produce a slapping sound.
When I was getting warmed up to fap last night, I did a Tummy Drum Dong Solo just to get more in the mood.
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The subsequent family that results from the discovery of a wiener cousin. All persons directly related to the wiener cousin, are now to be considered wiener family. There is no limit to wiener family, and wiener families tend to be a lot bigger than normal families.
Me: since Austin and I both had sex with Maggie, we are wiener cousins now. Which means Austin's mom would be my wiener mom, his dad my wiener dad, and so on.
Austin: I boned one of the girls that Nelson did... I guess that makes you, me and Nelson Wiener Family.