KFC

A good place to get fried chicken until you've worked there and cleaned out the grease traps.

Can eating too much at KFC give one the status of "chicken head"?

8👍 4👎

Swarthmore

Small liberal arts college outside of Philadelphia, well known for its academic rigor and an eyebrow-raisingly unattractive student body. Identity politics plus social ineptitude often leads to petty dislikes morphing into accusations of racism, sexism, homophobia, etc. etc.

In short, the greatest anti-reality check you will ever meet.

Swarthmore in the morning...

Student 1: The coffee bar is out of milk...and black coffee is kinda bitter.

Student 2, dead earnest: You know that's really racist.

100👍 68👎