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Summblr

A tumblelog maintained only during the summer.

Hey man, did you upload those photos to your Summblr yet?

by Sirblondie May 30, 2011


AFAP

As Fast As Possible

Nurse, get me some dirty magazines, AFAP.

by Sirblondie January 18, 2009

93πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Google Wave

A hand gesture made to simultaneously say goodbye to someone and express sorrow for having failed their expectations.

Honey, I'm sorry I wasn't the man you thought I was. I guess it's time we part ways. I guess it's time to... Google wave.

by Sirblondie May 30, 2011

1πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


freebirding

when a man pees, preferably into a conventional toilet bowl but alternatively a urinal, while victoriously waving his clenched fists over his head, as tribute to the pleasure of manhood.

Though it started as a fight, we soon realized that warm feeling was neither blood nor sweat--but freebirding. Also, we're gay.

by Sirblondie June 22, 2009

4πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


barrel troll

The galvanization of two pieces of internet jargon (see: barrel roll, troll), a barrel troll is a video game centric troll.

"Fox, quick, be a barrel troll!"

by Sirblondie December 16, 2008

31πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


alfalfa spout

Slang for penis, dubbed thus because of the alfalfa sprout-esque aroma of male ejaculate.

EE: What's wrong baybay?
PPK: I think my alfalfa spout might be broken. It just won't seem to go solid snake.

by Sirblondie June 16, 2009

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


the love handler

A couples dance move recently made notorious in night clubs in which the man grinds up against the woman from behind all the while clutching her love handles tightly for balance.

I was dancing with this beautiful, chunky woman last night, so I busted out the love handler, and it was all smooth sailing from there.

by Sirblondie December 22, 2008

18πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž