Carpet Burn

is when you chafe your dick after days/weeks of endless sex. This is caused by the continuous friction between your penis and your partner's carpet (pubic hair).

Also known as "Chafed Dick."

At first I thought I had ripped my dick open after the 20th orgasm, but luckily it was just Carpet Burn. Fuckin' stings though.

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Anarcho-Darwinism

A political philosophy where everyone does whatever they want. There are laws. But, whoever wants to do evil things will naturally get beat up by the rest of society. Rapists obviously will get killed by other males given a lawless society. Little by little evil people and evil actions will get conditioned out of the human race, thus leaving only good people.

Anarcho-Darwinism is better than being a Democrat, Republican, Anarcho-Communist, and Anarcho-Capitalist.

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