Newps

New pants, specifically worn by the elite squad in 202. These can't be just any "new pants." They MUST me purchased in the men's section of Walmart and be maroon and fuzzy on the inside. Despite the passage of time, Newps will never be considered old. They will always be new.

Jim: "Hey Ash and Meg are those your Newps? They are looking super stylish and warm. I wish I had a pair of my own."

Also...

"So Newps?"

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