Red Riding Hood'd

When you're administering "Surprise Love" (aka, struggle snuggle) on your new found love and she pepper sprays you. Use your hands to wipe the liquid off your face, wipe it on your pecker and reinsert. That'll teach her.

I finally was able to meet Mabel in the dark alley down the street, for our first "date". She obviously had other plans and pepper sprayed me while I was balls deep. I knew then, she just wanted to be Red Riding Hood'd.

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cfpos

Acronym for Certified Fuckin' Piece of Shit

That guy is a C.F.P.O.S. (cfpos)