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The safest, cleanest & greatest neighborhood in Chicago. Hegewisch is where East Side people move to when they finally realize that their pathetic little lives are shit.
Person 1: I can't believe I've lived like this for so long! I'm getting the fuck out of the East Side!
Person 2: Damn bro! Where are you going?
Person 1: Hegewisch!
Person 2: You lucky motherfucker! Do you need a roommate?
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Just before a woman is about to orgasm, you stab her in the asshole and pour yourself a glass of craft beer while acting like you're not impressed.
Neto: Did Abel leave the brewery with that fat slut last night?
Justin: Yeah. I think he gave her the Dirty Abel
Abel: I wasn't impressed.
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