tymora

Defined as the goddess of good Fortune, if you’re lucky to know a Tymora hold on to her and don’t let go. She’s a very beautiful, yet honest person and she’s there for all of her friends.

“Woah she’s beautiful, smart, and kind”
“Yeahhhh, she’s a Tymora”

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Jewish Lemonade

A free drink created by penny pinching Jews who don't want to have to pony up for a beverage when they eat out.

It is done by ordering an ice water with lemon, squeezing the lemon juice into the icewater, then using sweet-n-low packets from the sugar rack on the table to sweeten the "Lemonade". Free beverage! Oy vey!

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