Tegan

An absolute sex god among men Jesus himself took one look and fell in love he can persuade any person to fall in love with them with his amazing looks his dick is the size of 3 sperm whales and his nut has the power of 5 fat men nuclear bombs he has an amazing personality and beautiful looks you can’t deny that fact that he is an absolute sex machine he can lure people in with his mating call made from his dick and not to mention his massive ass if you are some how lucky enough to be with a tegan you are probably the luckiest person on earth

Guy 1 “oh look at him he looks really sexy”

Guy2 “oh yeah that’s a tegan he’s the sexist person here”