A story written by someone, about a certain artist.
Some authors went a bit too far and created 'the ... fic' s. (the hat fic, the milk fic, the skin fic, the chair fic, the cherry fic, etc) a lot of them are about Dan and Phil because y'all ship them hardcore.
Friend: "I got a hamster this weekend"
Me: *spits out milk* "A h.. ha.. hamster?"
Friend: "Gosh what's the problem with you and hamsters? And hats?"
Me: *smiles sheepishly*
Other friend: "AAAH MILK, GET IT OFF ME"
Me: "Sorry.. You should get in the bathtub.. To wash yourself I mean! Nothing else"
Friend: "Oh my god, you two with your ridiculous fanfiction, I'm outta here "