Rat Penis

When someone has big wrinkly balls like a rat while also having a long and thin pee pee that is very soft yet flexible.

Honey Boo Boo:I was about to fuck chris but then I saw his nasty rat penis and I ran away

gottem real

Whenever someone says/does something that seems all skitzo, you give them this Alabama response.

Queer: My african american brother, you are tweaking.
Intellectual: gottem real.