SIDS

Small Irish Dick Syndrome - Being of Irish decent and having a less than average sized penis.

Billy (with a lisp): Quinn is such a hot red-headed nugget daddy. I'd love to take his dick..
Bob: Quinn has SIDS. So you're not going to get much of a ride out of that!

Billy: Guess I'll have to suck on his pacifier instead!

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DDP

Double Dick Penetration - When you and another guy dip your wick into the same hole or person

Hey let's go over to Shelly's house and get DDP her!

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san francisco rolled tacos

A pile of shit, usually laid out like rolled tacos. Usually found left on the streets by a homeless person. Sometimes can be found in a to-go box or bag.

Woah! That homeless guy just pulled down his pants and left some San Francisco Rolled Tacos on the sidewalk.