>_>

An annoying internet emoticon people use instead of stating how much of a dumbass they think you are, often stating how much of a hypocrite they are. Also used as <_<

"who cares >_>"
"Hypocrite."
"whats a hippocrite >_>"

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zygomorphic

A word you looked up because you saw it in a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon of the two playing Scrabble.

Zygomorphic? What the hell does that mean?

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Breasts

The "sophisticated" term for boobs or tits. Takes out the attractiveness out of them!

"He tried to touch my breasts..."
"Ugh, just say boobs or something!"

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Billy Mays

Known as "the Oxi-Clean guy", but now does other ads. Often kicked out of libraries.

Billy Mays: OXI-CLEAN!!!!!
Librarian: Get out of here! This is a library, not an auditorium!

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quicksand

Just sand, but you can get trapped and suffocate in it.

"Oh no! Help! I'm trapped in quicksand! I'm about to drown!"
"Actually, quicksand is just sand, but it's just a bit runnier."
"Oh hey, I didn't know that. That's pretty cool. Gurgle"

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beef

It's what's for dinner.

Beef: it's what's for dinner.

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Xanadu

A song about an ice mountain paradise by the band Rush.

"I listened to Xanadu the other day."
"Oh hey, I love that song!"

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