Multislack

To engage in two or more unproductive activities at once.

"What are you doing?"

"Playing World of Warcraft, watching Judge Judy, and talking on the phone."

"When, quit multislacking and take our the garbage."

N.O.A.

Acronym for "Not and Onion Article." Used to refer to an item of legitimate news that is so ludicrous that observers may assume it it satire although it is not.

N.O.A.: "Trump Triumphs."

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