Sozzled

The action of placing ones penis in the mouth of an unconscious person, whilst consuming a small pork sausage.

First used by the homosexual porn star 'Mr Milkman', in his porno 'Little Willy'.
Filmed in 2010, at his penthouse flat, in the dorking getto; using KFC buckets as props.

Small pork sausage, sozzled

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double gouch

The enlarged area between a man's rectum and his genitalier, that due to infection swells up, blocking his rectum and constricting his genitalier. Causing blue testicals and piles.
Thought to be transmitted through having sexual intercourse with a Janner.

Swollen Gouch, creating a Double Gouch

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