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To have sex with both parties being attached to a cable hanging off a bridge, then to give birth to the child into toilet water
I have brain damage due to being an outcome of skibidi sex
When you're in a part of the world that has mythical beasts that come to touch you. It may seem bad at first, but over time people start to enjoy it more and more until they go there everyday to be nonconsensually pounded.
Guy 1: "Wanna experience 'Rape in Ohio?' "
Guy 2: "Yes please!" But it's my first time so you gotta help get me going.."
To be very happy and have a very positive day ð
I was very happy so I decided to Hop on Territorial and invade France.
"tc_" is an abbreviation for tiny cock someone's name. You can insert the first letter of your friend's name where the underscore is and for example, r, for rocky. Now the abbreviation means Tiny Cock Rocky.
tc_
Guy 1: Hey cunt tcl!
Guy 2 (Lachlan): What the fuck are you on about?
Guy 1: Bet you couldn't even get it to the end of a tuna tin.
Guy 2: Ok...?
Another way of saying 'On god' but god isn't real so it's 'On Skibidi'
Guy 1: "Are you gay?"
Guy 2: "No?"
Guy 1: "On skibidi?"
Guy 2: "On skibidi."
When you are doing Pythagoras theorem in maths class but get very horny because of the way that hypotenuse looks at you in the corner of your eye.
You think you're just going crazy but then you realise it's calling out to you.
Screw the A squared and B squared, look at that sexy C squared.
And it only gets better when you find the square root of that. A lonely little C waiting for you just outside the door...
You strip naked and get ready to pound the living shit out of that hypotenuse.
In maths today that Pygyattoras theorem got me going real hard.
To rail your second cousin on a toilet while screaming "Skibidi in my asshole daddy!"
I can't withstand that rizz excreting from your ohio beast of a cock.
Guy: "Get on the Skibidi Toilet bbg!"
Second Cousin (Woman): "Ok deary!"
Guy: "You can't forget to skibidi in my asshole!"