Dirty Destinee

A sad lapdance given by a past her prime stripper. Not as flexible as she once was, with zero enthusiasm and clearly going through the motions. It often results in asking for a refund and hitting the buffet for riblets one last time before going home to your disappointing marriage and worthless ass kids.

Jeff: How was it?
Dave: It wasn't worth it. A real "dirty destinee". I changed into Sweatpants for nothing.
Jeff:You going to ask for a refund?
Dave: Nah. Let's just hit the buffet and go.
Jeff: I fucking love riblets.