Brunswick Oh

Literally the busiest, yet most vacant city you will ever live in. Giant Eagle is either packed, or there is no one there. There is no in between. The schools suck, the sports are average, and the kids are all rednecks. Ppl throw oranges out of the bus windows, and being gay or forbidden. In Brunswick you either have a boyfriend or you’ve never laid eyes on a boy. The reddest redneck town there is. Might as well hang a confederate flag from your window. Don’t be surprised if you’re there for three minutes and begin talking with a southern accent and saying ya’ll.

“Did you go full out for anti-homo day?”

“Of course bro. Brunswick Oh citizens never miss out.”