Hookilau

A hookah using tropical sheesha or those fruits found at a luau, and of course plenty of weed mixed in. Can warm you up on the coldest of nights, and is better than any tropical drink. Originated in Fairmont BC Canada.

After that hookilau I will not be able to move except for maybe Dennys.... is it 3am?

Day of Hag

Every April 5th citizens of Fairmont BC wake up to one of the worst hangovers of all time. The day is dedicated to making pledges never to drink again though few ever follow through with the desired action. The morning is spent looking up into the crisp April air wondering what happened. Showering and changing clothes are also prohibited during the day of hag, along with making yourself looking presentable.

Are you going shopping today?

No, celebrating day of hag, and still too drunk to drive.

Roll down your window, your stench is worse than from Day of Hag