a.m.bush

When your significant other wakes you in the morning with "We need to talk" or something of the like. Usually the result of going through your stuff while you were sleeping and finding something you didn't want them too. This is done primarily to keep you from being able to formulate a good lie as you have just been woken up.

Jon: Me and my girl got in a fight.
Dave: What happened?
Jon: She totally a.m.bushed me with, "Who the hell is Jenny and why is she texting you?
Dave:That sucks!

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Inbox Raider

A significant other who gets ahold of your cell phone to check your text messages. Usually causing a fight after seeing who has been texting you.

Dave: I have to delete all these messages from Sarah!
Jon: Why?
Dave: My girl is an Inbox Raider! I know she will start a fight.