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bulgarianed

Witnessing simple functional tasks, items or services being completed intentionally incorrectly, but only slightly, to the point it mildly annoys you.

“They have only gone and ‘bulgarianed’ the salt and pepper”. (Put salt in the pepper shaker, pepper in the salt).

Said in a restaurant “someone has bulgarianed that bathroom”. (There is a completely unnecessary shower hose attached to the tap in a sink).

“Beware of the bulgarianed toilet doors” (they neither shut or lock).

by Skills24 March 2, 2020


Racletiquette

The code of polite behaviour a group of people should follow whilst heating and eating raclette cheese.

Johnathan had no concept of Racletiquette. Peter was sat there waiting for his serving of melted cheese and Johnathan waded in a swiped that melted cheese on to his own plate! Poor Peter had to patiently wait for the cheese to reach perfect serving temperature all over again.

by Skills24 March 15, 2017