felacio

A dumbass' mispelling of fellatio.

"I don't have any experience with fellatio, so I'll call it felacio"

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five second rule

If you can't last more than five seconds in a girl's pussy, your penis gets chopped off.

Man, that nigga busted in 3 seconds. He didn't ass the five second rule It's choppin' time.

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