ghost fart

When someone farts while seated, sealing the smell under them. Later, upon getting up, the ghost fart is released, stinking up the surrounding area.

John: "Honey, could you get me a beer?"

Mary: "Sure thing babe." <gets up>

John: "OH MY GOD, WHAT IS THAT SMELL???"

Mary: "Opps, sorry hun. I farted earlier. Must have been a ghost fart."

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Running of the Bulls

When you get diarrhea from drinking too many Red Bulls.

"Oh man, after that last Red Bull, I've got a serious case of Running of the Bulls. I may need to change my underwear!"

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