Vummer

Fellatio from a vacuum cleaner device.

Negative pressure mechanical assisted masturbation.

Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum"(aka Vummer) at a car wash. a

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Swamp Hippie

A Redneck with liberal political and religious views. Usually drives a 4 wheel drive vehicle, owns a handgun, loves his country but believes in free love, cares about welfare of other humans and animals and digs tunes by the Grateful Dead.

A few of the local Swamp Hippies setup a mud wrestling match to help raise money to stop global warming.

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