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A Peppercorn Racist is somebody who prefers white or black pepper over the other.
Bob: Hey Dave, could you hand me the black pepper?
Dave: Sorry man I only got white pepper...
Bob: What? Why?
Dave: I don't like black pepper man.
Bob: Dude, you are such a peppercorn racist.
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Irritable Male Syndrome (IMS) is the male equivalent of the female hormone change during menstruation. Believe it or not but men's hormones change every month too, this results in mood swings similar to those women experience. Luckily it doesn't cause men to bleed through their pecker.
Michael is suffering from Irritable Male Syndrome a.k.a his man period.
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A Sukie is a cheap drink made by Dale Farm in Northern Ireland. They come in small and large cartons and more recently bottles.
A Sukie bomb is made using the small carton sold in most shops and is available in most schools which is where the Sukie bomb is used most. It is basically equivalent to a water balloon but instead of water and a balloon it's juice in a half stripped carton.
To make a Sukie bomb you get a small unopened Sukie carton. You lift the tabs on each side and you squeeze the carton flat so that the tabs unfold. It should now look pillow shaped. Now you want to find the seam that runs from top to bottom. Very carefully peel the outer layers off the carton. If done correctly the Sukie will feel very fragile. You have just made a Sukie bomb. Now all you need is a target, preferably a group of people. Throw it and watch, run or hide.
Sukie bombs may be made with other brands and similar containers.
Boy A: Yo mate look what I have.
Boy B: Sukie? You gonna make a Sukie bomb?
Boy A: Damn right I am mate, who we gonna hit?
Boy B: Chuck it into the smokers corner mate!
Boy A: Great idea! Let's soak those plebs.
A word commonly used in Scotland and Northern Ireland to mean 'Equal' or 'Squared Up'.
It is often used when a debt is paid off or if you're playing a round of football and the score ties up then it's Eekies.
Alright mate that's us eekies, need anything else just give us a shout
This term is found mostly in Northern Ireland.
In Northern Ireland, if you are claiming benefits (welfare) you are 'On the brew".
Some people claim benefits despite being completely able bodied and 'fit for work', but rely on 'sick lines' from their GP so they don't have to work.
A tout comes under various synonyms such as snitch, rat, nark, informant, grass, whistle-blower.
If you know of someone that does this, you can call up your local job centre and tell them who it is and what they're doing. This will put that person under investigation. Doing this makes you a brew tout. If people find out that you are a brew tout you will be targeted by paramilitaries or anyone associated with the person you touted on and beaten severely including a possible kneecapping.
Billy : Here mate, how do you afford all this gear if you ain't working?
James : On the brew mate, don't have to work and the money still rolls in, mint mate.
Billy : So what's wrong with ye? You disabled or sick or something?
James : Na bud just can't be bothered like, can't prove it so what's the problem?
Billy : Ahh shit well fair play to ye lad, here I gotta jump, see ye around mate.
*Billy reports James to Benefits agency or Job Centre*
*James goes under investigation and loses his benefits*
All fingers point to Billy as the suspect, people start calling him a Brew Tout.
Billy's house is visited by the 'boys', his windows are smashed along with his knees.
All Touts Are Targets (ATAT) is sprayed across his garden fence.
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A word that is almost exclusively used in Northern Ireland.
It is a rather simple insult/comeback, it means 'suck the back of them' with 'them' being testicles.
For non-Northern Irish people it is pronounced 'sucka-backy-im'. That's IM as in TIM.
John: Here mate that's my football, giz it back ya wank
James: Na mate my ma got me this one
John: Mate, its the same ball, just giz it back!
James, Na suckabackyem ye ain't gettin it.
Hibernophobia a.k.a anti-Irish sentiment, may refer to or include persecution, discrimination, hatred or fear of the Irish as an ethnic or national group, whether directed against Ireland in general or against Irish immigrants and their descendants in the Irish diaspora.
In the past the Irish have been unfairly stereotyped as "thick Paddies", "alcoholics", "terrorists", etc, and whilst some Irish people may have looked upon this as a bit of banter, others object, viewing it as a form of racism.
Person 1: I am going on holiday to Ireland next week
Person 2: OMG don't go, Ireland is a dangerous place full of terrorists and gypsies.
Person 1: Seriously?... You are such a Hibernophobe, Ireland is a beautiful country.
Person 2: WTF is Hibernophobia... <== (this is the reason it needs to be added to UD)
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