Rodeo Whale fuck

When you go to the bar, and get the fattest ugliest bitch ( she HAS to be at least 300 pounds) just wasted as fuck, hit on her all night, make her pooter tingle, and then bring her back to your pad. Right when your about to fuck, she goes doggystyle and you jam your dick into her anus. The moment you are inside, you bend down and stare her directly in the eyes and say " you are the fattest, ugliest bitch I have ever seen and you fucking disgust me, and I have aids " ...

Then you proceed to hold on for dear life inside of her, while she bucks, jumps, and thrashes in a desperate attempt to toss you off. If you can hold on for ten seconds or longer, consider yourself in the top league of whale rodeo.

20 seconds or longer, you are a literal lord.

" I'm gonna head down to the crusty cunt and find myself a water Buffalo to rodeo whale fuck tonight boys "

" 20 fucking seconds boys!! Bow down to your lord and savior mother fuckas !! "

" fuck I got tossed out the window by big Bertha last night trying to go for gold "

" yall down to find some whales to rodeo fuck boys!? "

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Hegglund

When you pick-up an extremely heavy set women ( original English called Hegg's ) , proceed to spread he starfish ass up on your bed. Take duct tape, or have her spread her ass-cheeks so her brown starfish is staring at your soul. Now, you lunge (lund) from a foot or more away and pray you don't break your urethra when trying to penetrate her asshole. It must be a large, overweight women, as skinny girls you are almost certain to break your shaft each time. Unless that girl has lost all elasticity around her anus from anal sex.

" See here marshall, that big bertha' looking bitch im going to Hegglund tonight after I black out "
" I fucked up my hegglund and broke my urethra "
" I bet that bitch has been hegglund a few times "
" Any of you water buffallos want to get hegglund'ded? ''