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What is on the front of the tee-shirts everybody in the Dominican Republic are wearing this winter.
Jose: hey Lupe, great tee babe, just like mine... 19-0!!!
Lupe: ya, and cheap too only 20 pesos, heard these things were going for $75 in Arizona...
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When as a hot babe approaches you, she makes subtle eye contact, then looks away for approximately 4 seconds so you can check out her goods with neither of you feeling uncomfortable.
Guy1: Dude, how did she not bust the way you were oggling?
Guy2: It's cool, she gave me the 4 second obligatory
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Very attractive young female that has yet to reach the age of consent.
Guy 1: See the red shirt over there, she's smokin'!
Guy 2: Don't you think she's a little too young?
Guy 1: Yeah, I know, She's a red shirt, not on this seasons roster.
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Breast lift surgery (with likely augmentation), full tummy tuck, liposuction.
Dude 1: Yo dookie, see that cougar? Another wonder of modern medicine.
Dude 2: Bet she hedged about $11,000 on that trifecta.
Dude 1: She's bought and paid for and runnin' fo the roses...
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Compilation music CD that is burned from your library starting from the top and searching down.
Dude 1: Killer tracks dude, 3 Doors Down, ACDC, Finger 11, Killers, MCR! You rock!
Dude 2: Nothing but and alphamix, whatever...