Pregnant

A weird thing that guys can do to girls by being with them for too long. Pregnant women are mentally the same as the incredible hulk.

She just yelled at me! That makes sense because she is pregnant.

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Cortnee

Cortnee is the type of girl to call other girls ho’s but not realize she’s the the biggest ho. You can’t trust her with your feelings because she’ll just use them against you. She’s one of the most dramatic people in the world but doesn’t know it. Can’t take responsibility for her actions. Oh and you know that boy she said not to worry about? Yeah she’s already with them. But if you are ever in a relationship with a Cortnee she’ll make you feel good until you become irrelevant and is the queen of faking relationships and playing boys, or if a jacob Packer comes along. She has a new boyfriend every month. And is a douche bag to everyone except her super close friends. Oh and has a body of a 2x4

Wow how did you fit through that narrow opening? Well I’m just a Cortnee

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