Editor

A man or woman with a large forefinger resulting from repeatedly clicking on the "OK" button, thereby allowing any number of spurious definitions through, including my own. See thumbs up and thumbs down.

Fuck, man. It's come to this. I'm forty years old, half drunk, and just randomly adding shit to a website.

I am the editor, you are the writer. I think we both know whose cock gets sucked here today.

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My girlfriend Sally

1) In the Urban Dictionary editorial guidelines, the very embodiment of the nonentity: "Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally".

2) Fictitious girlfriend, invented in order to convince your friends that you are not gay or that a woman has found you attractive enough to want to be your girlfriend. See Canadian girlfriend.

My girlfriend Sally says she loves it when I do sex with her up the anal root canal.

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blowjob

1. The act of forcing open a bank vault or safe with the use of explosives.
2. In a gang of criminals, the person who is in charge of explosives.

1. Dragon Lady said she wasn't looking for a wheel man right now, but maybe she might need a blowjob later this month.

2. "If you ever need a blowjob," said Lefty, "Dynamite Dinah's the girl to go to."

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Gribbly

1. Disagreeable and grey, esp. of architecture.
2. Frumpish.

1. Must we move to Lewisham? It's so gribbly there.
2. "What?" asked Boris, amazed. "You want me to boff Ann Widdecombe? But she's so gribbly!"

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That's what she said

1) An expression used when quoting a noteworthy passage by a female writer.

2) An expression akin in meaning to "As the actress said to the bishop", and about as funny too, which is to say not very.

Jake: "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

Elwood: That's what she said!

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Krimsoy

A spiral shape, often but not exclusively produced by swirling a spoonful of cream in tomato soup. Also spelled crimsoy.

Hank Ketcham drew Dennis the Menace's knees as krimsoys.

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Ketcham

A spiral shape, whether drawn, sculpted or occurring naturally; see also krimsoy.

Etymology: C.20, after Hank Ketcham (1920-2001), U.S. cartoonist and creator of Dennis the Menace, who characteristically drew knees as spiral shapes.

Man, that Ketcham sure could draw a krimsoy!