Skim scholars

People who widely share content on social media that they have not actually bothered to read themselves.

Social media sharing warthog.

An expert in nothing.

This coffeeshop is filled with skim scholars!

I can tell a skim scholar when I see one!
What does that skim scholar have to say this time?

Farphlegmpt

Definition
1. Full of phlegm
2. A highly anxious state when a person is convinced that they are infected with coronavirus each time they sneeze or have a runny nose.

“One sneeze and he’s farphlegmpt for a week!”
“My sinuses are farphlegmpt again.”
“Call me farphlegmnt, but I just don’t want COVID!”

Drone captain

A person who thinks that they have acheived something amazing despite an average accomplishment.

He's the Chief of Medicine? That f**king drone captain?
Congradulations! You've been elected drone captain for the day!

Sachermacher

A person who is, or imagines themselves to be a real BIG SHOT
A real or imagined shaker and a maker
An arrogant, obnoxious person
A baker that makes very special Viennese dessert

I just met with the sachermacher

Him? He's quite the sachermacher

That's the local sachermacher that you are talking to@

Ice walker

A dense or oblivious person. Someone completely unaware of their surroundings, a clueless individual.
This is a term that originated in the Midwest. It refers to the hundreds of urbanites and suburbanites that can be seen walking out on melting ice cliffs that form into Lake Michigan beaches in the winter to take pictures or get a view. They ignore signs warning of the dangers of doing this and often bring their kids of dogs with them on the ice.

Look out for tourists and other ice walkers.
She's very smart but her boyfriend us an icewalker!