Trick Cumming

To ejaculate in such an impressive manner it could be considered a trick. Any load that illicits surprised and or confused reaction from partner can be classified as trick cumming. In most instances its a case of great ejaculatory distance resulting with semen in spots not traditionaly known to hold sperm.

David Copperfield couldn't compete with trick cumming clinic I put on at Stacy's house last night. There was even splooge on the ceiling fan!!

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Slippery Dragon

The act of punching ones throat or lower abdomen at or shortly before ejaculation resulting in involuntary consumption of seminal fluid. First made popular in the late 80’s many credit Steven Segal’s signature throat chop as inspiration. Usually done out of frustration or simply to get back at women for past misdeeds(most would argue just being female is grounds alone for slippery dragon). For maximum effect its best to show no emotion after slippery dragon is administered..

After months of Tina refusing to swallow, John decided it was time to deploy the slippery dragon.

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Slap Dragon

The act of punching ones throat or lower abdomen at or shortly before ejaculation, resulting in involuntary consumption of seminal fluid. First made popular in the late 80’s many credit Steven Segal’s signature throat chop as inspiration. Usually done out of frustration or simply to get back at women for past misdeeds(most would argue just being a woman is grounds alone for slap dragon). For maximum effect its best to show no emotion after slap dragon is administered..

After months of Tina refusing to swallow, John decided it was time to deploy the slap dragon

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wall bomb

To tirelessly pursue ones attention by continually liking ones posts and or posting senseless comments on ones Facebook wall . Usually done by someone who has minimal personal contact with their target. This commonly results in unwanted notifications, feelings of resentment, and in extreme cases a PFA.

That creepy girl I met outside Walgreens added me on Facebook and has been wall bombing me since.

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