PCF

Post-Coitus Flatulence.

Farting that can occur after sex. May be mistaken for beer farts if sex occurs after a night of heavy drinking. Should beer farts be mistaken as PCF, you may end up literally shitting the bed.

Girl: I'm exhausted. Let's cuddle.
Guy: Sure
Guy: Oh no. I'm going to ruin the moment. *FART*
Girl: PCF is so gross.

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Ensurance Beer

The extra beer you bring to a party to ensure you will have enough to get yourself drunk.

Commonly misspelled as "insurance beer."

Guy 1: Well I've got this 12-pack for myself, but I don't know if it'll be enough
Guy 2: Grab some ensurance beer, better safe than sorry.

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skootles

Skootles is a stuffed duck that is vert fat. Skootles feeds on anything he can get his little "hands" on. Be afraid, very afraid!

Skootles the duck is eating the entire truck

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